wtf craigslist personals

Where have I been?
Rowland, North Carolina.

What the ever for?
Installing tile in the new New Hope UMC.

Wow, installing tile must take a lot of time since you haven't been updating your blog!
No, actually it is because there is no Internet access available there and I have to drive to Laurinburg to use the net. At the end of a long day of setting tile the last thing on my mind is blogging, sorry.

Well, how do you think that makes your readers feel?
Neglected, and I feel pretty shitty about that.

What have you done today?
It's Sunday so I slept in, then I came to Burger King to use the free wi-fi, and I was browsing the Craigslist personals.

Why were you browsing the craigslist personals?
Because, occasionally I look at them just to see what people say since my life is boring as is.

Was there anything good?
OOOOOOOOOOOO Yeah, hehe.

WTF CRAIGSLIST POST

So, I was browsing craigslist to break the monotony of this section of N.C. when I saw this gem of a personals post. The title made me curious of course so I had to read it. "Blonde arrested in front of group therapy" was the title and you know I just had to read it.

The poster went on to say, "I'm looking for the blonde with short hair that was having problems with her ex. Your friend was there. I was one of the two wearing hats. I was wondering how it turned out and was wanting to get to know more about you."

Ummmmmm. I sure hope this guy was the one directing group therapy and is wanting to help this woman out because if not then he definitely needs to be in group therapy, and so does she.

From the post and title we can decipher that this woman was verbally or physically assaulting her ex at group therapy since she was the one arrested. We can assume the poster is not the group director since he doesn't identify himself as such. I mean it really sounds like this guy wants to date this woman doesn't it? And, that I just don't get.

If she assaulted her ex at group therapy and was arrested for it you can pretty much guarantee that there's going to some domestic troubles in her future relationships... I mean, come on, if that's you're thing go for it, but I imagine you're in group therapy for a reason, and perhaps that reason is avoiding women like this.

I hope for this guys sake the woman never contacts him, she sounds dangerous. Maybe not deadly, and passion is good, but we know she will let it go so far that she will get arrested for her temper.

And, that is no good.

I just don't understand what attracts someone to someone else who is obviously going to cause life to be a little rocky and perhaps harmful.

Phonebook implants.
Maddie

Currently hearing - the sounds of Burger King
Currently Reading - "In the Miso Soup" by Ryu Murakami

P.s.
"Chew don' mess wif da Jesus."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

So, It's been a little while hasn't it.

Well, a little while ago a certain roommate who's name is on the lease and all the bills didn't pay the electric bill and the disappeared, and I nor the other roommate have heard from her or knew she was leaving. This has given me the impression that she has taken our money and bailed.

How am I blogging if I have no electricity? I am staying at my Dad's place this week, I'm not sure if the job market here in BFE, NC is better than Charleston's - in fact I think it's worse, but at least I have electricity and the ability to cook something!

Food in general is much better. Because I was still looking for a job my roommates offered to help me with food, and by gosh I was sick of PB&J, and those little sea monkeys Maruchen tries to pass off as shrimp in their noodle cup.

Hurray for Udon with Bok Choy and Shiitake Mushrooms!

AND, that's all I have to say about that.

- Maddie

Currently Reading - "Casual" by Oksana Robski

Currently Watching - King of the Hill

"You're Bill Deauxtreive, that's your alibi, you're clear."