What am I watching???!!!

Anyone else think that this Star Wars Clone Wars Animated series is a pathetic spoof of Star Wars?

I mean the dialogue and writing in the original Star Wars was pretty bad but this is just offensive to anyone who has ever spoken words.

It's been an exhausting day and I was browsing and i got hooked by how ridiculously bad it is!

Oh Thank God it's OVER!

And, now I'm bored.

Goodnight!

Sweetly Sleepy Sweeping of the Seine
-Maddie

currently hearing - the storm outside

currently setting - my alarm clock.

P.s.
"Je suis un Leggionaire, chameau dans le délabrement désirer ardemment pour un Fridgidaire dans ce désert sec."

Blowout Auto Prices

Cars at Rock Bottom Cost!!!

That was in my inbox. I didn't open the email or anything, just couldn't come up with a title so there ya' go.

There really isn't much to say. The Volga Centre never did call on Friday so I will await to hear from them on Monday I suppose, and if not then I will e-mail them and be like what-what?

I'm really starting to believe I won't be able to get something to go right on my own, and that's an uncomfortable feeling.

With that said, there isn't much else to say...

So next time then...

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Maddie

Currently reading - "Strange Encounters: Adventures of a Renegade Naturalist" by Daniel B. Botkin

Currently watching - Inu Yasha (but it's only on in the background)

P.s.

Ninjas stole my marshmallows.

33 Cakes with a cake and all the cottage cheese.

What on earth does the title of this particular post mean?

Heck if I know, it's the English translation of something I found on a Russian tongue-twister page.

"Тридцать три пирогаС пирогом и все творогом."

That's the original.

What was the point of that?
Absolutely nothing.

Except for that I am waiting for a call from Oxana, at the Volga center for a job interview. Because she is so many hours ahead of me she should be arriving at her office soon, and though she probably won't call until my morning (her afternoon) I can't be too sure.

And, that is the reason why there is a senseless English translation of a Russian Tongue-Twister in the title.

I suppose it seems odd that I am looking in Russia for a job, but honestly I'm looking anywhere, and a job's a job no matter where it is. Since it doesn't seem there is a job here for me I might as well go elsewhere.

So, even though I am excited about this opportunity in Russia I haven't gotten the job as of yet, so there's no harm in lining other things up so if anyone knows of anything out there feel free to let me know.

Enough of that.

What else, what else?

Nothing?

Okay, bye bye then!

Все абсурдно.
- Maddie

Currently Reading: "Strange Encounters: Adventures of a Renegade Naturalist." by Daniel B. Botkin

Currently Watching: Futurama

P.S.

Американский госсекретарь Хилари Клинтон говорит, что жадный аппетит Америки для незаконных наркотиков частично виноват в насилии препарата в Мексике.

Rubber Band Legs

I am exhausted! I have been up since two a.m. today.

Why did I wake from my slumber so early?

She finally did it. She finally broke up with me. Over the phone at two o'clock in the morning.
Who breaks up with someone over the phone at two o'clock in the gorram morning!? I, of course did not say anything about the fact that she broke up with me at 2 a.m.; this is what went down.

*ring ring*

*ring ring*

Me - (answering the phone) Ugh hello...?

Her - I don't know how to say this... but, uh, I'm breaking up with you.

Me - Well, thank you for finally doing the right thing.

Her - Go to hell!

And, that is why all her stuff that was in my room is now on the front lawn.

Now, before you think I am a bitch, before I threw it onto the front lawn I had the courtesy to put it all in plastic bags.

After I finished purging my room of her tainted belongings I browsed the net for TEFL Certification courses. From, 8 to 11 I called various learning institutes in the area to see if they offered the said courses which lead to nothing. At 11 I took a shower then walked to Old North Charleston and inquired about jobs in every single place there is up there. Lots of walking. Lots of "No"s and a few applications later I sat down with Reverend Belec and talked about Methodists vs. Baptists, and how there are more exceptions than rules in the English Language.

He's a very nice man, and an acquaintance of my father's through work, and he's an awful lot like my Uncle Ed... I thought he might of been Ed incognito for awhile there. Or even Uncle Will (Ed's twin brother), but the Reverend's personality is more akin to Ed's.

Then I stopped by Madra Rua one more time just to pester them about my application before I walked all the way home.

Walking home, with the exception of talking with Rev. Belec, was probably the most interesting part of my day since I saw a man tackled and arrested, got waved at by a surveyor working for the city, and was whistled at by a creepy dude in a wobbly cream and rust colored Pontiac. Of course I did get a lot of stares today, maybe it's these pants make my butt look good?

Thinking back I'm pretty sure I got checked out about twenty something times.
Not bad for a too-tall slightly-too-thick mamacita.

Yup, these pants make my booty look luscious.
-Maddie

Currently listening to: "Satellite Radio" by Steve Earl

Currently reading: "Strange Encounters: Adventures of a Renegade Naturalists" by Daniel B. Botkin

P.s.
"I'll be in my bunk."

When you give a mouse some wine...

...he's going to want some cheese.

It is true that I have complained about my roommates often recently, and I thought why break with tradition now. I have taken some photographs of the house, you can see so until computer screens come with a scratch and sniff option you're just going to have to imagine it.

And, believe it or not I took these photos on a day where the house was relatively clean...

Living room with a roommate asleep on the sofa. Place mats, a computer mouse, clothing, and a backpack strewn about the floor with kid's toys and a cat carrier.

Other view of living room with cat carrier, dirty laptop left out and bags of food stuff with empty soda can by the door.

Why are there plastic bags on the laundry room floor? Because they are covering up the cat poop from the litter box being too dirty for the cats to use...

Laundry room storage, the only thing that is mine is the keyboard all the way in the back.

This is the dining area. Note the used bowl under the high chair, the containers of food left on the table and the place mat on the floor. Take note that none of the items are mine. I think the thing by the door is Carrie's panties...

Kitchen counter space... none. Note empty pizza box on the stove top (Stacy) and the rest of the lack of counter space (Carrie).

This is the kitchen sink. There are clean dishes in the drying rack, those are the ones I used. The ones filling the sink I did not use but I will wash them anyway because my o.c.d. won't allow me to leave the dishes to grow things.

This is in the living room... There is a cranberry juice stain that is hard to see as it is in the shadow, there are empty soda cans and Marlboro cigarette butts on the floor as well as wet cat food cans and bags of foodstuffs. I hate cranberry juice and don't smoke Marlboros. As far as the cans go I guarantee they are Stacy's.

This is the fridge. I know it's not fair to complain about the fridge because that is a shared space, but that's my point! See how much stuff is thrown in there! None of it is mine. I can't go to the store for my own food, and no matter how many times I reorganize that thing the next day it's back to this. Okay, a cluttered fridge isn't that big but look at the top shelf. Plate of chewed up, uncovered, old pizza. Behind the cream cheese is rancid roast beef.
Second shelf: That Wendy's box is two weeks old, the sandwich meat under it is growing things, and the loaf of bread is sitting inside of that clear salad bowl, also uncovered.
Bottom shelf:there's nothing rancid or old, but it's just cluttered.
The crisper drawers, not shown, are actually clean.

This is the hallway, dirty clothes on the chair and sofa, and a t.v. on the sofa. Again, not mine.

Do I really need to tell what is obviously wrong with this child's room. The not-so-obvious thing is the dookie stain on the wall between the bed and window.

Now, the reason this was a "cleaner day" is because I had spent all of the previous day cleaning up after them. See why I need a job so I can move out before I go insane! I mean come on!

Complain Complain
Maddie

Currently Hearing: "Madagascar-Roumania(Tu Jesty Fata)" By Gogol Bordello

Currently Reading: "Strange Encounters: Adventures of a Renegade Naturalist" by Daniel B. Botkin

P.S.
"If anything, Woody Guthrie suffered from the arrogance of believing that he knew the 'truth'..."

While nation's battles rise and fall love walks lonely by the Berlin Wall.

So I am sitting here with cold toes, it's pretty late, dark outside dark inside, and I can't find the inspiration to write a thing.

Last night I was able to post on here, and add a new scene to "Yuri Vurichai" which means "Love between women (yuri)" I don't remeber what Vurichai means, but it's only a working titled so don't worry. BUT! Tonight, I am sitting here in the cold dark with a roommate and King of the Hill in the background unable to write a dang thing. I had been staring at the blank pages of "Yuri Vurichai" for about two hours before I decided that I would just blog about writer's block.

And, the Berlin Wall reference comes into the light.

That being I am standing in East Berlin and my muse is dancing the flamenco in a raunchy nightclub that is West Berlin, and no matter how many times I walk face first into the wall I just can't get over there to find inspiration or fruits for my labors.

Lonely walking love, and national battles rising and falling? My girlfriend is very clearly trying to get me to break up with her. She needs to just do it.

Maybe the knowledge of this is what is blocking me.

Maybe I cannot concentrate on anything because my mind is blocked by the impending break up. There is a certain level of maturity lacking in her actions, which given the way she is - it's expected.

Do I still care about her? Immensely. Do I want our relationship to end this way? No, I don't want our relationship to end, but truthfully I can do much better.

With that said the time to edit the relationship status on my profiles will be coming soon.

This is how I feel about that:





















"hollow words that ring and ring."
Maddie

Currently watching: Family Guy

Currently reading "Strange Encounters: Adventures of a Renegade Naturalist" by Daniel B. Botkin

P.S.
"Fat man walkin' with his kids and dog, drove in through the mornin' fog, Hey there Rover, come on over."

Absenth Makes the Heart Grow Greener

Wow! It's been since January since I was able to update my blog! I apologize profusely.

Here's what's been going on.

I unfortunately did not get the job down in Charleston, but I moved here anyway. A couple of friends offered my a free place to stay while I looked for a job, and sense my lease in Greenville was up it was the cheaper-most monetarily efficient option! I haven't been online in so long because they didn't have Internet.

So I packed up all my stuff and moved here. My stuff is still packed up in boxes since there is no room for me in this house which means as soon as I find a job I am moving out!

It has been one disaster after another:

This house is smaller than I was lead to believe.
These people are messier than I was lead to believe.
Like really messy.
I was told there would be two other cats, other than mine, but instead there are five other cats.
Shortly after getting here my cat, Bayou, fell ill, and despite care and vet visits she suffered a fatal seizure. I'm still not over it.
Bayou's sister Gatorbait began acting ill so my Dad came to get her to take care of her because I used all money I had left trying to take care of Bayou, and there are just too many cats in this house.
I still haven't found a job.
Neither have either one of my roommates, but they are both on welfare and aren't even bothering to look for jobs. This irks me. I am afraid that if I stay in this house after I find a job I am going to have to be responsible for them. I already gave all the money I have, other than what I used for Bayou, to them for the rent and bills that I could pay.

I'm gonna stop writing now until I find something uplifting to talk about.

"Stupid"
Maddie

Currently watching: King of the Hill

Currently reading: "Strange Encounters, Adventures of a Renegade Naturalist" by Daniel B. Botkin

P.s.
"Ok, but it's really not up to me so don't get mad if you're overruled by God."